Cartoon: "It's solid ... loaded with preservatives. They just don't build them that way anymore."
From Author Wars - https://authorwars.com/books/cartoon-its-solid--loaded-with-preservatives-they-just-dont-build-them-that-way-anymore-870159.html
Overview:
Editions/Publications:
- Unknown. The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, December 1997 (Unknown, S. Harris, Mercury Press, Inc., $2.99, 164 pages, digest, MAGAZINE)