S. Harris
Source: "S. Harris Bibliography." Author Wars, https://authorwars.com/authors/s-harris.html".
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- Unknown. Cartoon (F&SF, February 1988)
- Unknown. Cartoon: "'Don't rush me! I can't be everywhere at once.' 'I can.'"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "'Sorry I'm late - I was abducted by aliens.' 'Well, dinner isn't ready, anyway. I was also abducted.'"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "'Sure is noisy around here.' 'It's from the Big Bang. It was a lot worse a few years ago.'"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "... Brain Transplant Institute"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "A little engineering here, a little engineering there, and what do you get? Dr. Quark"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Alice finds the looking glass is made of Lexan, and she can't get through it."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "And this is the electronic version."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "As you well know, your options are limited."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "At Home With the Einsteins"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Berlin, 1926, Hans Geiger, counting."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Big-hearted Dr. Quark shows the dog a bone."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Bob I wish you'd get out of the habit of filling in an "o" everytime you see one."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Boys, you're barking up the wrong tree."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "But I told you that I'd show you an amoeba magnified 42,000 times."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Change that seven to a three, and presto! Science Fiction!"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Complications. Between the large intestine and the small intestine, there seems to be a medium-sized intestine."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Crashed again!"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Do you have something for about $375,000?"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Don't talk with your hands. Dr. Quark's mother always told him! HA!"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Down boy! That is, overruled."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Dr. Quark cleans up another experiment (so to speak)"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Dr. Quark counts his pixels, but not his calories."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Dr. Quark faster than a Phil Nelkro knuckleball.
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Dr. Quark invents a time machine that can only take him back 37 seconds ...
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Echo location is not for me."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Emma, I'm beginning to worry about you."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Everything else is on the stock exchange -- biotechnology, chemistry, minerals -- but there doesn't seem to be any way to cash in on astronomy"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Flightless Birds."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Forget it, kid — talking dogs are a dime a dozen."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Garth will now read the minutes of next month's meeting."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Have no fear — I'll have the project completed for you in no time."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "He'll 'stay,' alright ... the Velcro dogmat."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "He's an eel, but I don' think he's electric."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Hey - no hexes on my experiment!"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Holy Smoke-I'm standing here!"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "How would you like it — being the wee folks' wee folks?"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "How's the new insomnia pill going?"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "I don't know how I get through the day—every day, day after day—on instinct alone."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "I don't mind the isolation, and I don't mind the hardship, but that confounded surveillance ...
- Unknown. Cartoon: "I feel I'm going to turn into an accountant again."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "I get all the cable channels, I pick up programs from Europe, and I believe I've discovered a new galaxy out beyond Andromeda."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "I just haven't been feeling myselves lately."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "I need something less confrontational."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "I realize it was a bargain, but we just don't use guinea pigs in math."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "I see they predict melting of the polar ice cap. I wonder how that will affect us."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "I see you're not taking responsibility for your life — relying on charlatans and soothsayers ..."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "I'm dubious. Neutrinos may be bigger than we thought, but they're not that big."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "I'm here for your refrigerator"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "I've added some quicksilver and quicklime as catalysts. Now look at it speed across the floor. You've done it, superfluid water! And at room temperature...."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "I've discovered a way to slow down the speed of sound."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "If a person were to wake up very early - say 5 A.M. before sunrise - and ate breakfast immediately, he could eat lunch around 10:30 A.M. By 3:30 or 4 P.M. he could probably eat another lunch. What a breakthrough - two lunches in one day!"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "If Isaac Newton wasn't so deadly serious ..."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "If it does collapse into itself, it will be the last word on contemporary packaging: The Disposable Universe."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "If you're a walrus, it's perfectly normal. If you're a seal, you should have come to me sooner."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "If... Then..."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Is it gold yet?"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "It's a Quantum Car, and it...gets us there instantly"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "It's derivative? Derivative of What?"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "It's just not working. He's teaching me primate speech."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "It's pretty clear how they got in."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "It's solid ... loaded with preservatives. They just don't build them that way anymore."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Just throw it on the table, and step back."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Let's go Denmore. The free-range chickens are stampeding towards the canyon!"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Let's see now ... we took the 'EE' train at Times Square, and changed to the 'QB' at canal street ..."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Look what I just invented!"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Looks like a virus."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Low tech fax (neanderthal version)"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "No matter where or when — he's always Dr. Quark."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "No one will suspect it's a faux."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "No, not Cro-Magnon ... Something about it makes me think it's Neanderthal."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Not quite zero gravity."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Now I'll corner the market with these chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry Pasteurized milkshakes!"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Now let's apply what we've learned."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Now, just for laughs, let's give him the dog brain and see what happens."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Oh, oh—Looks like you got a pretty bad review from that poodle that writes for the Globe."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "OH-OH."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Our expert in antimatter."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Public Relations has nothing to do with it. We're not cute and cuddley, and that's that."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "QUARKiness, as we all know is next to godliness."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Shut up he explained." Ring Lardner (1885-1933) not Dr. Quark who will answer all your questions."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Since the search for extra-terrestrial intelligence doesn't seem to be getting anywhere ..."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "So 9X7 isn't 72. I see the big picture. Details just get in the way."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "So he was already dead when you got there. You've used that alibi before."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Some hackers broke into our washer and shrank all our clothes."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Standard Endings for Sci-Fi Movies"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "STILL SKEPTICAL?"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Terrestrial, aquatic ... we're all mammals - even Dr. Quark."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "That chicken you're always eating ... is that a Bird?"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Thawing out Dr. Rojak again."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "The codeword for Dr. Quark is, of course, Dr. Quark."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "The interactive dishwasher ..."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "The Manned Space Station: Week Five."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Then I add the potassium sulfate ..."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "There must be more to life than this."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "There's some argon here, but no radon. I thought radon lurked in basements...."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "These confounded hackers — they broke into our machine and stole our toast."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "They appear to be some sort of robots."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "This charming aria describes a spring morning, as Ariadne opens her French doors and steps outside. The gardner, Korval, approaches her and with each step his form changes, until he is an undescribable creature from another galaxy. 'Your people,' he thunders, 'must agree to four demands ...'"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Tiny person or giant objects? (you decide)."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "We've certainly adapted to this space station surprisingly well."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Well, I've downloaded my mind into the computer, and the computer's hard drive into my brain. I'll be thinking a lot faster than before, and I won't give a hoot what I think about."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "What did people do before they had robots?"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "What I do is channel the spirits of your departed pets."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "What's happened to Dr. Quark?"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "What's wrong Helen? I'm your same old Fred. We've been through good times and bad together, but since my brain transplant, you've been acting strangely."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Whenever the Dow does something dramatic, it sets him off."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Who the hell is Dr. Quark?"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Who would have thought, when they said the deserts were expanding ..."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Wonder Woman: the contemplative years"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Working with Hafnium which has a half-life of 35 seconds."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Yes, this certainly is a highly polluted piece of air."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Yet another building without a 13th floor."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "You can accelerate almost anything, but Dr. Quark goes at his own pace."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "You're here, you're there, you're nowhere with Dr. Quark."
- Unknown. Cartoon: ... to Contract.
- Unknown. Cartoon: Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass Off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb
- Unknown. Cartoon: Low Budget '2001'
- Unknown. Cartoon: Minimum Security Prison: The Windup Chair
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- Unknown. Cartoon: The Age of Reptiles
- Unknown. Cartoon: The Last Brontosaurus on Earth Unable to Understand Why He Can't Get a Date for Saturday Night
- Unknown. How to Enjoy Writing: A Book of Aid and Comfort
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Non-fiction
Genres/Themes:
- leprechauns (1 book)
- humor (1 book)