Perfect Everything

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Overview:

Title: Perfect Everything
Author: Ben Stein
Year: 2009
Type: Short Fiction

Editions/Publications:

Unknown. Bust Down the Door and Eat All the Chickens, #9, Summer 2009 (Unknown, Ben Stein, Bradley Sands, $7.00, 76 pages, octavo, MAGAZINE)