Cartoon: "You ought to get out more, according to experts."
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Overview:
Editions/Publications:
- Unknown. The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, August 2004 (Unknown, Bill Long, Spilogale, Inc., $3.99, 164 pages, digest, MAGAZINE)