Cartoon: "I'm wet, I'm cold, I've got barnacles on my butt. (shoop, shoop.)."
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Overview:
Editions/Publications:
- Unknown. The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, July 1996 (Unknown, Bill Long, Mercury Press, Inc., $2.95, 164 pages, digest, MAGAZINE)