Tom Cheney
Source: "Tom Cheney Bibliography." Author Wars, https://authorwars.com/authors/tom-cheney.html".
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- Unknown. Cartoon: "'If I could only go home.' 'If I only had a heart.' 'If I only had a brain.' 'If I only had courage.' 'If I only had my testicles.'"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Because you refused to stop using 'impact' as a verb."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Case dismissed. Defendant issued a warning!"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Congratulations - it's a DVD player."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Could you elaborate on 'Things haven't been going well lately?'"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Five hundred dollars of obedience classes, and what's the first thing you do when a being from a parallel dimension materializes in the hallway?"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "For God's sake, Fred, at least try to look busy."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "For the other news, internet stocks continue to surge higher despite the end of the world."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "He followed me to work, Chief. Can I keep him?"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "I expected it to be bad, but I definitely wasn't ready for eternal jury duty."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "I suggest using the stairs."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "I thought we already had this discussion about leaving things on the stairs."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "I wet my coffin."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "I'm not very hungry, but I could sure use another tranquilizer dart."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "I've found a process that converts baloney into gold - I call it the self-help book."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "It wasn't until many, many years later that Frank's co-workers began to take his suicide threats seriously."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "It's bring your daughter to work day"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "It's time to lay off the calcium deposits."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Let's get the hell out of here."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Mr. Hargrove ... we need to have a talk about your canary.
- Unknown. Cartoon: "No, it's your turn to be on top!"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Oh yeah? Well ____ you Captain Censorship!!"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "So there I was, fighting a neverending battle for truth, justice, and the American way, while they were busy gutting Clark Kent's 401(k)."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Stewart, did you flush a pet goldfish down the toilet when you were nine years old?"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Take us to your trailer."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "That's odd - all I'm getting is 'lather, rinse, and repeat.'"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "The sticky buns were a nice surprise."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "The Tooth Fairy's job is done here -- I'm the Wrinkle Bitch"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "The true origin of cave painters."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "There - I heard it again!"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "This can't beright - all I'm reading is 'bitch, bitch, bitch' "
- Unknown. Cartoon: "We'd like to see your selection of monster trucks."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Well wake her majesty up and put her on the phone. I don't care how you do it — just do it!"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Well, thanks to genetic engineering, we've solved our funding problem."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Why are you saving the box I came in?"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Wow! What an awful dream just I had!"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Yeah, I'll probably take the heat for it, but I love his work."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Yep ... calendar says full moon."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Yep, even with that small hole in the space-time continuum, the place is in excellent shape."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Your Most Royal Majesty, Benevolent Usurper of the Sacred Chosen, and High Emperor of the Seven Kingdoms ... do you want fries with that?"
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- Unknown. Cartoon: no caption (Omni, November 1979)
- Unknown. Cartoon: no caption (shark fin in frozen lake)
- Unknown. Cartoon: The Parallel Universe Book Shop
- Unknown. Cartoon: Two by Cheney