R. Newman
Source: "R. Newman Bibliography." Author Wars, https://authorwars.com/authors/r-newman.html".
Titles:
Essays
Interior Art
- Unknown. Cartoon: " A good polish and he'll never know my ancestors came from a scrap metal heap!"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "According to my diagnosis, you have a short circuit in the condenser; three burnt out filaments and a dead fuse."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Bowling every night"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Do you think I am fool enough to believe you have traveled backward in Time? Where's your proof?"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Eloise is a nice girl, but she has absolutely no sex appeal."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Gas? What Do We Want with Gas? We Want a Road Map. We're Lost."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Ha! Pointed—See!
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Hello. Acme Robot Company? What's the trade-in value on a 1952 model Robot-Steno?"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Hey Chief. Don't you think there's something phony about this alarm?"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Hi Mom! Hiya Pop!
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Honest to Pete, Folks, the Martians are here!"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Horace invented it in his spare time. It throws the peanuts out here and the shells into the past."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "I invented him just to look for collar buttons. Handy little devil, isn't he?"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "I was just passing by, so I thought I'd drop in and tell you that I have lightning under control."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "I'd like to see the head man around here."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "It's a machine to cause wholesale amnesia among the enemy, but he's forgotten how to finish it."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "It's Adam Wallflower. His motor overheats when he dances and he gets B.O.O.—burned oil odor."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Men from Mars? Ha-ha, impossible!"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Miss Warren. I don't want to see anymore callers today!"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Mr. Hawk Carse? Here is a summons. Be in Brooklyn court 9 A.M. Monday, or else ... !"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "My new explosive is a success! It took only a thimbleful to blow up my mother-in-law!"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Oh, shucks! He died!"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Omigod, Again—and the Price of Oil's Going Up!"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "One of these days an Earthman WON'T crash and then you'll lose your junk business."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Poor Al–if he takes off the gas mask, the atmosphere will get him. If he leaves it on ...
- Unknown. Cartoon: "ROAD HOG!"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Since my wife went away on a trip I hired this robot maid and she takes care of practically everything!"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "The secret of atomic power right in my grasp, and the Electric Company gets huffy about the bill!"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "There's a man out here who says he has the secret of invisibility practically licked."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "These Future Men Are Bad Bargainers. Imagine This Toga for Only 30 Pieces of Caesar's Gold!"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "We must be bucking an etheric magnetic field. We aren't making any speed since we stopped at that last asteroid."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "We'd be fools not to stowaway, I tell you. Haven't you heard what the Moon's made of?"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Well, Tooku, we hope you have brought back from Earth something besides biological specimens."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "What you need is a good dose of castor oil"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "What's a five-letter word beginning with E meaning a planet full of belligerent bipeds?"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "While you were unconscious from that fall, Professor Purley, we discovered a perfect vacuum, and guess where we found it!"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Why didn't I think of this before? The little angel has quit squeaking already."