Joseph Farris
Source: "Joseph Farris Bibliography." Author Wars, https://authorwars.com/authors/joseph-farris.html".
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- Unknown. Cartoon: "'Surf and turf.' 'Same.'"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "'You Lie!' 'Numbers don't lie!'"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "A take-over bid of some sorts?"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Al ... come quick!"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "And when, Kong, did you first notice you were attracted to human females?"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "As if global competition wasn't bad enough ..."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "At the risk of being redundant, I'm Mr. Eggplant."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Beautiful Day."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Can't we settle this in a civilized manner?"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Da steht 'Made in Japan' "
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Do you do trunk enhancement?"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Do you have a longer straw?"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Do you mind? It's for me."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Doctor, those pills you prescribed for Orlando did give him more energy, but ..."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Don't forget to back up."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Don't moo me. I'll moo you."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Eight lives down ... one to go."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Elsworth is my rock of Gibralter."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Enjoy the ratrace dear."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Evolve ... it's great!"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "For God's sake, Ellie, we're vegetarians!"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "For The Word: www.god.com."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Have you considered a face lift?"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Have you met the little woman?"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Have you tried non-fat milk?"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Hawkins! Do you realize what a find this is?"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "He's a Neanderthal executive, but he gets things done."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Help!"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Here too?"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Hold it!"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Hold it. It's Uncle Ezra!"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "How about Tom Brokaw for a change?"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "I can't make it. I'm dead."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "I decided to test the premise that I'm your best friend"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "I give up."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "I just invented it and I'm thinking of calling it 'wheel.' What do you think?"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "I just love the pitter-patter on the roof. Don't you?"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "I like banking there. It makes me feel my money's safe."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "I think it's pretty obvious what my problem is."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the Moon, but that it's now extinct."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "I think we should all be thankful we have a hole of our own."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "I understand these are certified organic ants."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "I want you to go vegetarian."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "I'm six feet under. Where are you?"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "I'm sorry, but there's no way medical science can change you from a canine to a human."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "I'm working on my abs."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "I've been hearing some disturbing things about you!"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Identity thief! Identity thief!"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "If it looks like a human, walks like a human, yaks like a human, it's a human."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "If you recall, I did say there might be side effects."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Is it possible that you're babying him a bit too much?"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Is nothing sacred?"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "It's a great read!"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "It's a significant strike but still somewhat disappointing"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "It's all in the mind."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "It's embarrassing, I can't seem to remember anything ... short-term or long-term!"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "It's nothing really. Just a scratch."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "It's original but something about it bothers me."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Let's face it. This is a dog-eat-dog business."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Looks like the gods are feeling playful."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Maybe it's one of those superstations."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Meow."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "MIT"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "My fantasy is that my wool will be made into a sweater worn by Nicole Kidman."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "My warranty stated I could take it with me."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Mythical Family of Four"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Never in a million years would I have thought we would be able to get the Met's games here."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Now that's what I call a saltbox!"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Pepsi or Coke?"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Perhaps we should declare we have an illegal alien before someone notices."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Poor guy suffers from acrophobia."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Psst ... e=mc²."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Put it in writing!"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Rodman has a marvelous green thumb. He can grow things anywhere!"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Run, run. I have a strong feeling something's gaining on us!"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Say cheese, Sire."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Schau mal — ein UFO!"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "See you in the comics."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Seeing Eye Man."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Socrates"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Somehow, I didn't think there would be any need for therapy here."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Sorry, I can't make it. I'm tied up."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Stop peering into the future."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Take it in ... it's fiber!"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "The bull who chose not to run at Pamplona."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "The downsizing appears to be going well."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "The missing piece of the puzzle was the identity of the murder suspect."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "The police are out-gunned once again!"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "There's no use calling your lawyer. He's here too."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "This certainly beats farming!"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "We got tired of being broken into."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "We'd like to talk to you about a free-trade treaty."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Well son, we have good bacteria and we have bad bacteria. That's a bad bacteria."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "What a comfort to know our species will dominate forever."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "What do you expect, Methuselah? Of course you're going to have senior moments!"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "What's the big rush?"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "What's wrong with feeling elephantine? You are, after all, an elephant."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Where did the time go?"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "Who the hell are you?
- Unknown. Cartoon: "You can wait if you want. I'm going on."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "You contact the Johnny Carson show and I'll contact the Letterman people."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "You want my social security number?"
- Unknown. Cartoon: "You'll be back."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "You're lucky. I couldn't find anything off the rack. I have to have my suits custom made."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "You're suffering from underexposure."
- Unknown. Cartoon: "You've lost touch with reality."
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- Unknown. Cartoon:"Sure, I can talk but I still feel culturally illiterate."