The Day I Swapped My Dad for Two Goldfish

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Overview:

Title: The Day I Swapped My Dad for Two Goldfish
Author: Neil Gaiman
Year: 1999
ISBN-10: 0590631896
Publisher: Scholastic
Binding: Trade Paperback
Type: Chapter Book
Title Reference: The Day I Swapped My Dad for Two Goldfish
Notes:
♦ back cover, where UPC would be "This edition is only available for distribution through the school market" Scholastic Inc., RL2 006-010 ♦ first Scholastic direct printing per numline (12 11 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 9/9 0 1 2 3 4/00) ♦ title page has "Wanted: One halibut, must be in good working order, own fins, no skate please. Will swap two infantas, one called Yolanda, one called Liam, both house trained, except Liam. Offers to Mr. David Tench McKean Esq. c/o The Publisher." ♦ and "Lost: One book. If found please return to Hayley Campbell (although she may be too big for it) or Maddy Gaiman (although it may be too big for her). No fish please."