You Can't Get Turnip Juice Out of an Aorta

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Overview:

Title: You Can't Get Turnip Juice Out of an Aorta
Author: Robert Loy
Year: 2002
Type: Short Fiction

Editions/Publications:

Unknown. The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, July 2002 (Unknown, Robert Loy, Spilogale, Inc., $3.50, 164 pages, digest, MAGAZINE)