Will the Real Alien Please Stand Up?

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Overview:

Title: Will the Real Alien Please Stand Up?
Author: Michael Carroll
Year: 2005
Type: Short Fiction

Editions/Publications:

2005 . Eat My Martian Dust: Finding God Among Aliens, Droids, and Mega Moons (2005, Michael Carroll, Baker Books, ISBN-10: 0801045282, $12.99, 255 pages, Trade Paperback, Anthology)