Why I'll Never Get Tenure

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Overview:

Title: Why I'll Never Get Tenure
Author: Peter Wood
Year: 2020
Type: Short Fiction

Editions/Publications:

Unknown. Asimov's Science Fiction, July-August 2020 (Unknown, Peter Wood, Dell Magazines, $7.99, 208 pages, digest, MAGAZINE)