Where's the Bug Spray?

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Overview:

Title: Where's the Bug Spray?
Author: Jenny Schwartz
Year: 2006
Type: Short Fiction

Editions/Publications:

Unknown. The Lorelei Signal, July-September 2006 (Unknown, Jenny Schwartz, WolfSinger Publications, $0.00, webzine, MAGAZINE)