Tofurkey Theft's Not Cool

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Overview:

Title: Tofurkey Theft's Not Cool
Author: David Perlmutter
Year: 2011
Type: Short Fiction

Editions/Publications:

Unknown. Strange Mysteries 3 (Unknown, David Perlmutter, Whortleberry Press, ISBN-10: 9780983162612, $15.95, 180 pages, Paperback, Anthology)