There's a Man in the Habit of Hitting Me on the Head with an Umbrella

From Author Wars - https://authorwars.com/books/theres-a-man-in-the-habit-of-hitting-me-on-the-head-with-an-umbrella-2462635.html

Overview:

Title: There's a Man in the Habit of Hitting Me on the Head with an Umbrella
Author: Fernando Sorrentino
Year: 2010
Type: Short Fiction

Editions/Publications:

2013 . How to Defend Yourself Against Scorpions (2013, Fernando Sorrentino, Red Rattle Books, ISBN-10: 9781909086043, $14.49, 216 pages, Trade Paperback, Collection)

This text has been adapted from the There's a Man in the Habit of Hitting Me on the Head with an Umbrella entry at the Internet Speculative Fiction Database and is available under a Creative Commons License. The ISFDB does not endorse or sponsor this use.