There's a Garden Up My Nose

From Author Wars - https://authorwars.com/books/theres-a-garden-up-my-nose-2998199.html

Overview:

Title: There's a Garden Up My Nose
Author: Andrew Schrader
Year: 2019
Type: Short Fiction

Editions/Publications:

2019 . Escaping Midnight (2019, Andrew Schrader, Bad People Publications, ISBN-10: 9780578499581, $13.99, 218 pages, Trade Paperback, Collection)
2019 . Escaping Midnight (2019, Andrew Schrader, Bad People Publications, $2.99, ebook, Collection)