The Swag from Doc Hawthorne's

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Overview:

Title: The Swag from Doc Hawthorne's
Author: Jack O'Connell
Year: 2003
Type: Short Fiction

Variant Titles:

2007. Fric-frac chez le toubib

Editions/Publications:

Unknown. The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, February 2003 (Unknown, Jack O'Connell, Spilogale, Inc., $3.99, 164 pages, digest, MAGAZINE)