The Seven-Day Itch

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Overview:

Title: The Seven-Day Itch
Author: Elise Moser
Year: 2003
Type: Short Fiction

Editions/Publications:

Unknown. Witpunk (Unknown, Elise Moser, Four Walls Eight Windows, ISBN-10: 1568582560, $17.00, vi+346 pages, Trade Paperback, Anthology)