The Pain in the Ass

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Overview:

Title: The Pain in the Ass
Author: Jerry Oltion
Year: 2000
Type: Short Fiction

Editions/Publications:

Unknown. The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, August 2000 (Unknown, Jerry Oltion, Mercury Press, Inc., $3.50, 164 pages, digest, MAGAZINE)