The Noodly Appendage That Feeds You

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Overview:

Title: The Noodly Appendage That Feeds You
Author: Kirk Jones
Year: 2011
Type: Short Fiction

Editions/Publications:

2011 . Amazing Stories of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (2011, Kirk Jones, Eraserhead Press, ISBN-10: 9781936383979, $11.95, 207 pages, Trade Paperback, Anthology)