The Dwarf, the Elf, and the Aardvark

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Overview:

Title: The Dwarf, the Elf, and the Aardvark
Author: Nigel Read
Year: 2004
Type: Short Fiction

Editions/Publications:

Unknown. Full Unit Hookup #6, Winter 2004 (Unknown, Nigel Read, Conical Hats Press, $4.00, 44 pages, unknown, MAGAZINE)