The Birth of Western Civilization

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Overview:

Title: The Birth of Western Civilization
Author: Nick Mamatas
Year: 2002
Type: Short Fiction

Editions/Publications:

Unknown. 3000 MPH in Every Direction at Once: Stories and Essays (Unknown, Nick Mamatas, Wildside Press, ISBN-10: 1930997310, $12.99, 143 pages, Trade Paperback, Collection)