"Thank You Beep ...!"

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Overview:

Title: "Thank You Beep ...!"
Author: Gordon Dixon
Year: 1982
Type: Short Fiction

Editions/Publications:

Unknown. Omega Science Digest, November-December 1982 (Unknown, Gordon Dixon, Fairfax Magazines, A4, MAGAZINE)