Quoth the Screaming Chicken

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Overview:

Title: Quoth the Screaming Chicken
Author: David Bischoff
Year: 2006
Type: Short Fiction

Editions/Publications:

Unknown. The Magic Toybox (Unknown, David Bischoff, DAW Books, ISBN-10: 0756403790, $7.99, viii+308 pages, Paperback, Anthology)
2006 . The Magic Toybox (2006, David Bischoff, DAW Books, ISBN-10: 9781101157572, $5.99, ebook, Anthology)