No Gerbils, No Minors, No Violence

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Overview:

Title: No Gerbils, No Minors, No Violence
Author: uncredited
Year: 2003
Type: Short Fiction

Editions/Publications:

Unknown. ConSensual: The Second Coming (Unknown, uncredited, C. Cupitt, S. Dedman, E. Kemp, ISBN-10: 0975068709, 71 pages, unknown, Anthology)