It's a Garden Out There

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Overview:

Title: It's a Garden Out There
Author: Tony Ruggiero
Year: 2000
Type: Short Fiction

Editions/Publications:

Unknown. Aliens and Satanic Creatures Wanted: Humans Need Not Apply (Unknown, Tony Ruggiero, Amber Quill Press, ISBN-10: 1592798985, $14.50, 305 pages, Trade Paperback, Collection)