Hot Buttered Toast

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Overview:

Title: Hot Buttered Toast
Author: Bill Connors
Year: 1982
Type: Short Fiction

Editions/Publications:

Unknown. Betelgeuse, Spring 1982 (Unknown, Bill Connors, University of Massachusetts at Amhurst Science Fiction Society, $1.25, 24 pages, quarto, FANZINE)