Hello, You're Dead

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Overview:

Title: Hello, You're Dead
Author: Charles Ardai
Year: 1996
Type: Short Fiction

Editions/Publications:

Unknown. Noirotica (Unknown, Charles Ardai, Rhinoceros, ISBN-10: 1563333902, $6.95, 319 pages, Paperback, Anthology)