He Had One of Those Arooooooga Horns

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Overview:

Title: He Had One of Those Arooooooga Horns
Author: Mark Leyner
Year: 1983
Type: Short Fiction

Editions/Publications:

Unknown. In the Slipstream: An FC2 Reader (Unknown, Mark Leyner, Fiction Collective Two, ISBN-10: 1573660809, $13.95, 410 pages, Trade Paperback, Anthology)