Don't You Know There's a War On?

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Overview:

Title: Don't You Know There's a War On?
Author: Donald E. Westlake
Year: 1983
Type: Short Fiction

Editions/Publications:

Unknown. Playboy, December 1983 (Unknown, Donald E. Westlake, Playboy, $4.00, 336 pages, bedsheet, MAGAZINE)