Cartoon: "'Be reasonable, Max, if I didn't write turgid, jargon-clotted prose, the mendacity of my theory would be obivous!' 'Winning an argument is no excuse to write that badly!'"

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Overview:

Title: Cartoon: "'Be reasonable, Max, if I didn't write turgid, jargon-clotted prose, the mendacity of my theory would be obivous!' 'Winning an argument is no excuse to write that badly!'"
Author: Alexis Gilliland
Year: 2003
Type: Interior Art

Editions/Publications:

Unknown. Asimov's Science Fiction, July 2003 (Unknown, Alexis Gilliland, Dell Magazines, $3.50, 148 pages, digest, MAGAZINE)

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