Almost Always, Somebody Lost an Eye

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Overview:

Title: Almost Always, Somebody Lost an Eye
Author: Rob Northrup
Year: 2006
Type: Short Fiction

Editions/Publications:

2006 . Dungeons & Dayjobs (2006, Rob Northrup, Awkwardly Publishing, $12.95, 166 pages, Trade Paperback, Collection)