Aliens Captured Me, Implanted Alien Cookies in My Brain, Used Anal Probes, Left Me Naked in a Cornfield, and All I Got Was This T-Shirt

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Overview:

Title: Aliens Captured Me, Implanted Alien Cookies in My Brain, Used Anal Probes, Left Me Naked in a Cornfield, and All I Got Was This T-Shirt
Author: Leslie What
Year: 2006
Type: Poems

Editions/Publications:

Unknown. Asimov's Science Fiction, March 2006 (Unknown, Leslie What, Dell Magazines, $3.99, 148 pages, digest, MAGAZINE)

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