Arthur Masear

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Overview:

Legal Name: N/A
Place of Birth: N/A
Date of Birth: January 1, 0001

Pseudonyms:

Scott Arthur Masear

Titles:

Interior Art

1992. Cartoon: "I know I can't! I know I can't! I know I can't!"
1992. Cartoon: "It seems harmless enough, Starbase. I'm going to check it out."
1992. Cartoon: "No radio"
1992. Cartoon: "Don't forget to thaw me in the afternoon, dear."
1993. Cartoon: "And all this time I've been telling my kids the cow made it over the moon."
1993. Cartoon: "The man at the next table would like you to join him sir."
1993. Cartoon: "I told you that wasn't a skeet!"
1993. Cartoon: "Whatever you do, don't wish for a stress-free life with a never ending cash flow."
1993. Cartoon: "Scientists Study Dick Clark's Shadow."
1993. Cartoon: "You realize, Jacobs, this could very well make skepticism obsolete."
1993. Cartoon: no caption (Amazing Stories, April 1993)
1993. Cartoon: "Set on tingle."
1993. Cartoon: "Yes, ground control, I can see Pluto, but ..."
1993. Cartoon: no caption (Amazing Stories, June 1993)
1993. Cartoon: "I felt that!"
1993. Cartoon: no caption (Amazing Stories, September 1993)
1993. Cartoon: "Higher! Higher!"
1993. Cartoon: "I have come to take you , Professor Hanover ... Whoa! Babe alert!"
1993. Cartoon: "I keep finding these odd dryers in my socks."
1993. Cartoon: "Now where did that horse go?"
1993. Cartoon: "Laser Scan"
1993. Cartoon: "So much for your untouched by modern civilization theory."
1993. Cartoon: no caption
1994. Cartoon: "The global warming eradicator is in place, mission control."
1994. Cartoon: "Jacoby is new in the business."
1994. Cartoon: "Yeah, I'm the Birdman of Alcatraz, who wants to know?"
1994. Cartoon: "'Tastes great!' 'Less Filling!'"
1994. Cartoon: "Wait a minute ... I don't remember that constellation!"
1994. Cartoon: "FREEZE ME AGAIN."
1995. Cartoon: "Take a good look at the enemy, gentlemen."
1995. Cartoon: no caption
1996. Cartoon: "Oh no, not another aborted mission!"
1996. Cartoon: "They never should have let them breed."
1996. Cartoon: "Secret Crushes ... Today on Joanie."
1996. Cartoon: no caption
1997. Cartoon: "I think it's time you had that little talk with Billy."
1997. Cartoon: "Yes, I know it's wheelchair accessible, but I still don't think we should go in."
1997. Cartoon: "Thank you very much. Next!"
1997. Cartoon: "God forgive us, Connely, what have we done?!"
1997. Cartoon: "Come back in a few weeks."
1998. Cartoon: "There are still some glitches in our heat-seeking missile project, General."
1998. Cartoon: "Today on Skippy — Dogs who chased their tails ... and caught them."
1998. Cartoon: "What cotton candy? That's fiberglass insulation."
1998. Cartoon: "Do you have any idea how many dryer related cases we get around here?"
1999. Cartoon: "Good news for you skiers."
2000. Cartoon: no caption
2000. Cartoon: "The heart transplant has been approved by your HMO, Mr. Nevins, with some minor stipulations."
2001. Cartoon: "Acme Landscaping Service"
2001. Cartoon: no caption
2002. Cartoon: no caption
2002. Cartoon: "Who's the babe?"
2002. Cartoon: "She's being audited by the IRS and the FDA."
2002. Cartoon: "Yellow brick road rage."
2002. Cartoon: "To a successful merger."
2002. Cartoon: "The only difference between you and me, Flanders, is that I read the homework before I ate it."
2002. Cartoon: no caption
2003. Cartoon: "He just found out his HMO would pay for the new heart."
2003. Cartoon: no caption
2003. Cartoon: "Wow! This beach is so life-like."
2003. Cartoon: "My girlfriend dumped me for some guy without hydrogenated oils."
2003. Cartoon: "At some point his theory becomes so abstract it can only be conveyed using interpretive dance."
2003. Cartoon: no caption
2003. Cartoon: "Look, Zabb, they even come with cooking instructions."
2003. Cartoon: "Last panel of experts for 500 miles."
2003. Cartoon: "One minute I'm fanning my plumage, and the next thing I know I'm a registered sex offender."
2004. Cartoon: "Wait a minute! You're not the FedEx man!"
2004. Cartoon: "I want to understand a lot, but not so much that I realize how little I actually know."
2004. Cartoon: "See, Billy! There isn't a biology student in your closet."
2004. Cartoon: "We can't smoke on our planet."
2004. Cartoon: "It's okay, I think he's just protective about his intellectual property."
2005. Cartoon: "Is it true what the others say about me being adopted?"
2005. Cartoon: "Did you have to fire me with my own robot, sir?"
2005. Cartoon: "Hello, Dad? You were right about the real world. I want to come home!"
2005. Cartoon: "It says, "Turn back NOW! Your funding ran out."
2005. Cartoon: "Day 63: Starting to regret being accepted by the gorillas."
2005. Cartoon: "That's strange. I thought I would bark like crazy when I got up here."
2005. Cartoon: "Get the stuff off and we'll take the whole thing."
2005. Cartoon: "Thank you for staying with us, and please fill out this questionnaire at your convenience."
2005. Cartoon: "Memo to self: quit writing memos to self."
2005. Cartoon: no caption
2005. Cartoon: "Sorry, but no potential weapons are allowed."
2006. Cartoon: "One small step for man ... and one more ... and again ..."
2006. Cartoon: "Son, there's something I need to tell you about."
2006. Cartoon: "I always thought those math problems he gave us were way too hard."
2006. Cartoon: "Pompeii Elementary Science Fair"
2006. Cartoon: "Jack & Jill & Attorney"
2006. Cartoon: "Please don't fund the bears."
2006. Cartoon: "It's imperative that we have a closed casket service."
2006. Cartoon: "My client is a zombie, Mr. Davis. He's not intimidated by threats of mind-numbing protracted litigation."
2006. Cartoon: "I'm not sure about this new missile launch system."
2006. Cartoon: "And please give me the strength to accept the asterisk and the wisdom to understand what it connotes."
2006. Cartoon: "I want to take the magic out of our marriage."
2006. Cartoon: "Not a word of this to anyone."
2006. Cartoon: "Revenge isn't the answer, Grandma."
2007. Cartoon: "Don't worry, Gretel. We can follow the subscription cards from this magazine back home"
2007. Cartoon: "Hitech Cyrogenics"
2007. Cartoon: no caption
2007. Cartoon: "That's right, and you'll keep getting that déjà vu feeling until I win first prize at this science fair"
2007. Cartoon: "You should have called me sooner."
2007. Cartoon: no caption
2007. Cartoon: "He doesn't seem frightened like the others"
2007. Cartoon: "Sorry, officer, but I just wanted a speeding ticket once in my life"
2007. Cartoon: "I would contact them if they didn't seem so needy"
2007. Cartoon: "Dear Mr. Bigfoot, I read your ad in the personals and I think we might be compatible."
2007. Cartoon: "I wasn't impressed until I found out his initial investment was only a penny per unit."
2007. Cartoon: "My ice caps are melting!"
2008. Cartoon: "Brains! Brains!"
2008. Cartoon: "This isn't what I expected when I was floating toward the light."
2008. Cartoon: "Tell me what it was like before the Microsoft Mutiny, Dad."
2008. Cartoon: "You're just lucky I'm being abducted by aliens, pal!"
2008. Cartoon: "Hi, I'm Bzzzzlt Zmmloog. You paged me."
2008. Cartoon: "I'm your date from eHarmony."
2008. Cartoon: "I wanted to show you the amount of paperwork you'll miss by dying early."
2008. Cartoon: "I'm the bluebird of happiness, but I'm also qualified to prescribe drugs."
2008. Cartoon: Science Fair
2008. Cartoon: "It looks like our time is up."
2009. Cartoon: "I think I speak for all of us when I say Interpretive Danceman has to go."
2009. Cartoon: "Professor Davis was well into his presentation on string theory when it happened."
2009. Cartoon: "Are you sure I'm the father!"
2009. Cartoon: "One small step for man. One great story for my blog."
2009. Cartoon: "Have we crashed yet?"
2009. Cartoon: INVASION of the IDENTITY SNATCHERS
2009. Cartoon: "I Think You Have a case"
2009. Cartoon: "As part of my recovery I have to apologize for what I did to your crops."
2009. Cartoon: "My monster came out of the closet."
2010. Cartoon: "I don't understand it, sir, the computers have only been down for an hour."
2010. Cartoon: "I object, Your Honor. Counsel is reprogramming the witness."
2010. Cartoon: "Precedents, Your Honor! What precedents?"
2010. Cartoon: "Let's talk about your motherboard!"
2010. Cartoon: "Needless to say, the field trip program was immediately discontinued."
2010. Cartoon: "The time machine works. Now I have to plug it in and go right back."
2010. Cartoon: "I think the whole Moon jump was faked."
2010. Cartoon: "If I'm not mistaken, he's saying, 'Read my blog, you idots!'"
2010. Cartoon: "That's Funny. I'm sure I heard the doorbell."
2011. Cartoon: "It's me, Mr. Tucker, your accountant. This is an intervention."
2011. Cartoon: "Plane, train, or time?"
2011. Cartoon: "Cutbacks"
2011. Cartoon: "I'm a little concerned about your lower GI tract."
2011. Cartoon: no caption
2012. Cartoon: Pandora's Cubicle
2012. Cartoon: "Bleeding Heart Aliens"
2013. Cartoon: "I'm drawn to tragic women. That's why I dated Pandora."
2013. Cartoon: "You have to ask yourself, is it even worth finding the cheese anymore?"
2013. Cartoon: "Genetic research has taken the fun out of this."
2013. Cartoon: "That's not all, General! At the current trajectory, we're headed directly for a black hole!"
2013. Cartoon: "My first wish is to have you Classified."
2013. Cartoon: "What are the odds of us meeting this way?"
2013. Cartoon: "It's not you, Stewart, it's me."
2013. Cartoon: no caption (Holy Grail theme)
2014. Cartoon: "The brick wall at the end of the street, and step on it."
2014. Cartoon: "You will die unexpectedly in an inexplicable accident."
2014. Cartoon: no caption (saucer at fast food drive-up)
2014. Cartoon: "Houston, I have a problem."
2014. Cartoon: "I think they're lying about the grant extension, Hank."
2014. Cartoon: "There I am at fantasy camp."
2014. Cartoon: "My daughter wants to bring it in."
2014. Cartoon: "Maybe virtual piñata wasn't such a good idea."
2014. Cartoon: "When you erase my memory, could you include my awkward adolescent years?"
2014. Cartoon: "You're in luck, something just opened up."
2014. Cartoon: "No one will ever believe us. Let's just say they ran away."
2014. Cartoon: "The kids like to flatten pennies under his boulder."
2015. Cartoon: "Garden of Eden: Director's Cut"
2015. Cartoon: "I now show you this vacuum cleaner and ask if you've seen it before."
2015. Cartoon: "But wait, there's more!"
2015. Cartoon: "Get a Room!"
2015. Cartoon: "Sand? Really?"
2015. Cartoon: "Let's stay calm and try to turn this thing back around"
2015. Cartoon: "I'm Hygenia, The Good Witch of the North."
2016. Cartoon: "It's a drone."
2016. Cartoon: "This is pretty much how I imagined it."
2016. Cartoon: "We haven't even thawed him out and he's already getting credit card offers"
2016. Cartoon: "This is so awkward! I never should have had that fling with the Tooth Fairy"
2016. Cartoon: "I think I'm going to erase my own memory after this one."
2016. Cartoon: no caption
2016. Cartoon: "I know diversity is the big trend in business, Gorman, but I'm going another way."
2016. Cartoon: no caption
2016. Cartoon: "I remember driving to Roswell and then it goes blank."
2016. Cartoon: "I told you the fist bump was a bad idea!"
2016. Cartoon: "This is it? I just assumed you'd have advanced technology to share."
2017. Cartoon: "All you said was that you wanted to live in a gated community"
2017. Cartoon: "I'll come for you tomorrow sometime between 10:00 AM and 5:00 PM."
2017. Cartoon: "If the Earth had been more tolerant, the planet Lactose would not have invaded."
2017. Cartoon: "I have superior intelligence, but you should see the size of my student loans"
2017. Cartoon: "Am I getting warmer?"
2017. Cartoon: "It turns back into a Frisbee at midnight."
2018. Cartoon: "People in the North Country Didn't Know What to Make of Narcissus"
2018. Cartoon: "3 tries $4.00"
2018. Cartoon: "Your mother says to quit bringing laundry over. She's dead."
2018. Cartoon: "Watch Your Own Funeral"
2018. Cartoon: "I Received a Second Message..."
2019. Cartoon: "I Can't Make the Connection."
2019. Cartoon: Ask the Author Where He Gets His Ideas
2019. CARTOON: "I Want to Start Abducting Other Ppeople."
2019. CARTOON: "Well, if it Isn't Mr. Popular."
2020. Cartoon: "Day 39"
2020. Cartoon: "Hi, Grandma"
2020. Cartoon: "You had me at ARRRRG"
2020. Cartoon: Vlad's Body Piercing
2020. Cartoon: "Reaper and Dog"
2020. Cartoon: "I'm having trouble summoning your late mother."
2020. Cartoon: Children of the Spinach
2021. Cartoon (pg 160 - F&SF, March/April 2021)
2021. Cartoon (pg 92 - F&SF, March/April 2021)
2022. Cartoon: "He's finished with the mating dance and now he's joined by his attorney for the prenup dance."
2022. Cartoon: "Look! He's nothing like he presents himself on social media."
2022. Cartoon: Studio 51
2022. Cartoon: "Sorry, I must have crawled into your vape pen when I came home drunk last night."
2022. Cartoon: "This is me."
2022. Cartoon: no caption (F&SF, May/June 2022)
2022. Cartoon: no caption (F&SF, September/October 2022)
2022. Cartoon: "You might want to check the expiration date on that milk, Sleeping Beauty."
2022. Cartoon: Children of the Popcorn
2023. Cartoon: Atlas at Home
2023. Cartoon: Quicksandman
2023. Cartoon: "Don't mind the music. Sometimes I pick up radio stations."
2023. Cartoon: "Don't request any soul music."
2023. Cartoon: "Welcome, Bill. There's someone I want you to meet."
2023. Cartoon: "This one is called 'Sculpting Medusa.'"
2023. Cartoon: no caption (F&SF, May/June 2023)
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Genres/Themes:

space opera (1 book)